confused of calcutta

Some of you may have done your time on the “Sharper Image meets I Want One of Those” circuit. I know I have, but largely vicariously so far. I’ve tended to look but not buy, for the most part. There have been exceptions, though: the most recent was a Bauhaus birdhouse I just had to have, obtained from The French House.

But nothing prepared me for these contraptions:

Keyboard waffles. Tetris ice cubes. Pixelated sofas. Loo paper notepads. Toast printers. What can I say? Should you be so inclined, you can find out more here.